Watch Out! Western CPAC Is Coming to Town!

(Proudly cross-posted at OC Progressive)

I just received this in my inbox, and I can't help sharing it with you. I had the freakiest experience of my life when I attended the 2007 CPAC Dinner after receiving an invitation from a friend. Everyone was foaming at the mouth when Tom McClintock was screaming about how evil Al Gore is by "telling lies about the great global warming hoax". And honestly, Steve Poizner was no better when he screamed about how everyone else in Sacramento is an evil "tax-and-spend lib'rul!!!!"

But in case you're the curious type that likes hearing what the other side is saying, this is the event for you. Just make sure you can find a Republican friend who can get you in for free. 'Cuz believe me, you don't want to pay to have those Howard Jarvis crazies harass you with their "literature"! ;-)

Join Michael Reagan in Newport Beach to help take back America!!!

You Are Cordially Invited To The Western Conservative Political Action Conference 2009 "Preserving the Reagan Legacy" with radio talk show host and Presidential son Michael Reagan and conservative California Congressman Tom McClintock serving as Honorary Co-Chairs! Friday, October 16th & Saturday, October 17th at the Radisson Hotel, in lovely  Newport Beach, California! Register Online Now! WWW.WESTERNCPAC.COM Last year's Conference Featured Speakers Including: Congressman Dana Rohrabacher, Congressman Ed Royce, Ca. Ins. Commissioner Steve Poizner Ca Senator Dennis Hollingsworth, Ca. Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, Majority Leader Tom DeLay, Ron Prentice, Chair, ProtectMarriage.com, and Floyd Brown, ExposeObama.com, and many more! GO TO THE WEBSITE AND REGISTER TODAY!  GET AN EARLY-BIRD PRICE! SUPPORT A STUDENT REGISTRATION!   JUST GO TO WWW.WESTERNCPAC.COM AND SIGN UP!!!

California  Conservative  Congressman Tom McClintcock Tom McClintock is a principled conservative who is a leading light in the new Congress Barack Obama nemisis Floyd Brown  Seattle's Floyd Brown helped create the famous "Willie Horton" ad in the 1988 Presidential election.  He made Obama's "Smears" list during the 2008 Presidential election.   He is the author of "OBama Unmasked."   Seewww.exposeobama.com   Michael Reagan  Michael Reagan, the eldest son of former President Ronald Reagan, hosts a national radio talk show program on the American Family Network.  Visit www.reagan.com for a list of stations in your area.

Snuggie Madness

I know this isn't political, but it's my birthday tomorrow and I can do whatever I want. Besides, it's all Pam's fault! ;-)

"Bored, Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers Who Lie"

Yikes. Sarah Palin sticks her foot in her mouth again. Will she ever stop? Perhaps not, so she'll keep me laughing my @ss off. ;-)

The Pride of Orange County

Oh, my! Everyone's talking about the first shot in what should be a fascinating 2010 Senate campaign in California! It's just too bad for Orange County's favorite radical right legislator that people are laughing at the video, not along with the video.

Charles Lemos is having a good laugh about the Chuck DeVore for Senate campaign at MyDD. Sometimes, I still can't believe my original hometown is known for producing so many batsh*t crazy politicians.

Joe the Huckster

Does he ever stop? I guess not. I guess "JTP" will never realize that his 15 minutes of fame ended 2 months ago.

How Funny...

Is this what my native homeland is best known for? ;-)

The Diva Drama Continues

The comedy just doesn't end. Hilarious! And this is who so many wacko fundie wingnuts want to be the Rethuglican Presidential Nominee in 2012?

If only more in the GOP really knew how to say "Thanks, but no thanks." But hey, I guess they'd rather give us the the comical gift that keeps on giving! :-D

"JtP": The New JLo? KFed? TI?

Is this snark? Will he start dating Paris Hilton? And will he soon be on "Dancing With the Stars"?

Serious questions. hehe ;-)

"Joe the Unlicensed Plumber/Foreign Policy Expert"?

Is this snark?. Serious question. ;-)

ABC Tries to Compete With Obama

No, really! Because ABC waited too long to answer the Obama campaign's request to buy the 8:00-8:30 PM time slot, they're now trying desperately to keep their viewers from switching to the Obama 30 minute ad on the other networks. Haha. So if I had to choose, what would I watch? "Pushing Daisies" or something that's never been done on TV before?

Sorry, ABC, but if I weren't on The Left Coast I'd have to choose "Barack TV". ;-)

McBush Pulling the Plug on Nevada to Dress Up Failin'?

Not yet... But they have cut back on their Nevada campaign. What shocks me the most is that they have yet to pay for & execute the live paid calls (you know, the "OSAMA OBAMA PALS AROUND WITH TERRORISTS!" bullshit) in Las Vegas that they ordered some two months ago.

So apparently, they can't afford to make the ugly attack calls in Vegas... But they can afford to buy $150,000 worth of ugly AND expensive clothes for Sarah Failin' at Saks, Neiman, Macy's, & Bloomingdales??!! Wow, talk about "fiscal conservatism" being thrown out the window!

But hey, if they'd rather play "Extreme Makeover" with Failin' than win Nevada, I'm happy with this. I'm sure Barack Obama awfully appreciates those extra 5 electoral votes. ;-)

Another Republican Admits Defeat!

Haha. Another Republican jumps ship before the USS McBush-Failin' goes the way of the Titanic. This just gets funnier and funnier to watch. ;-)

At Least She'll Have a Job After the Election

Well, we need not worry about Sarah Palin's well being after the election. SNL Creator Lorne Michaels has the solution: Give Sarah Palin her own sitcom! Yeah, how about having her star in a spin-off of "30 Rock"? Or better yet, how about getting ABC to add her to the line-up of "Desperate Housewives"?

I think Sarah Palin will be a perfect fit for Wisteria Lane. :-D

Republicans in Chaos

I love it! Now they're the ones looking like chickens with their heads cut off. Let's hope they stay this disheveled in the next 12 days. ;-)

Even Republicans Are Running Away from Failin'

Hehe. You gotta love them when they eat their own! I guess it's the rotting stench of a failed GOP that has the Beltway crowd going nuts. ;-)

Btw, an Update from Moi

For all of you who were curious about what I did last weekend while you were all having fun with DCDemocrat, here's the scoop! Enjoy! Oh yes, and aren't you glad I'm back?

What's that... DCDemocrat is more fun? Whatever! hehe ;-)

Liar, Liar, Blackberry on Fire!

Is this for real? Seriously, is this for real?

"He did this," Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, holding up his BlackBerry. "Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce committee so you're looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that's what he did."

Uh-huh... And I'm a world-class runner because I own a really awesome pair of tennis shoes! Hey, that makes as much sense as John McCain claiming credit for a product created by the CANADIAN company Reseach in Motion! Wow, is there anything McCain WON'T lie about?!

Another Day, Another McCain-Palin Scandal

Yowzer! The fun just doesn't stop!

The campaign of Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., likes to herald the independence of its new running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

Officials of the Alaskan Independence Party say that Palin was once so independent, she was once a member of their party, which, since the 1970s, has been pushing for a legal vote for Alaskans to decide whether or not residents of the 49th state can secede from the United States.
And while McCain's motto -- as seen in a new TV ad -- is "Country First," the AIP's motto is the exact opposite -- "Alaska First -- Alaska Always."

Yippee! So will McCain have to flip-flop again, this time on whether to let Alaska secede from The Union? ;-)

I Am McTroll! See Me BS!

I am McTroll. I am right-wing Freeper progressive!You can't control me. This site is dedicated to MY free speech rights, dammit! I can say whatever I damn well please. The Democrat Party is all about free speech, so you can't silence me!

If I want to obsess over the John Edwards affair, I can do it. He's a cheater and a skank, just like the rest of the Democrat Party. Because I am part of Democrat Party, I can use my free speech to bash Edwards.

If I want to show the whole damn f***ing world that Hillary Clinton is a lying, cheating, conniving f**ing b***h c***, that is my right. The f***ing Democrat Party is the f***ing free speech party, so I don't want to be a part of your f***ing revolution if I can't rant all I want. I am your f***ing Democrat Party you s**tface fat f**ks, and I f***ing hate the bulls**t f***ing liar Clintons!

If I want to use this site to promote my theory that Barack Hussein Obama is a black liberation Christianist, secret Islamofascist, and undercover godless atheist who is out to do the dirty work of the Trilateral Commission and conquer the world, I can do it here. Isn't this a Democrat blog? Democrat Party is all about free speech, so I can just say no deal and tell you all party unity my ass.

Oh yes, and have you seen the new poll? McCain is up 1000%! McCain will win. The Democrat Party is doomed. McCain will win. I am Democrat Party, and I know McCain will win.

I am McTroll. I am Republican, no Democrat! Even though I do nothing to help Democrats, I have free speech right. I demand your attention!!!11111!!!!! Look at me!!!11!!!!!111!! Now go rec this diary, biotchez!11111!!!!111!

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(Author's Note: This diary is obviously snark. You're supposed to laugh now. If you don't get the joke, then you've obviously been spending too much time engaging McTrolls in pointless flame wars. And yes, I've cross-posted this at MyDD because the trolls there are pissing me off.) ;-)

Why Does Paris Have a Better Energy Plan Than McBush?

Really??!!

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