My Great News

OK, I can't keep this from you all any longer. I'm becoming a TV star!

No really, I am! I'm so excited about this opportunity I have to share with the world all the good work I'm doing. So you want to see what this real Democrat of Orange County will be doing on your teevee set, take a look here and here.

OK, So Now That The Election's Over...

Johnny Mac can get back to being the media's favorite celebrity politician. How lovely!

John "Eldon Smith" McBush

OK, so you thought you knew John McBush? Try again! He's been living the eliist lifestyle for quite a while now... Even when he was supposed to live in the Congressional District he was then representing!

Oh yes, and does he have multiple personalities? What's with Eldon Smith? ;-)

John McCain: All Celebrity Hype, No Real Change

(Proudly cross-posted at Clark Community Network)

He's one of the biggest celebrities in Washington, DC. He's beloved by the Beltway Insider establishment. He'd rather schmooze with big media than connect with us regular people on the major issues.

Beware: This DC celebrity is dangerous. He's even more shallow than Paris Hilton.

I'm sure you've seen this by now:



And come on, you know it's true. McCain comes from a party known to promote empty-headed celebrities. Mccain always craves complete media attention on him. McCain even has celebrity anger management problems!

McCain may be trying now to make us ignore his own celebrity status as he attacks Barack Obama's "celebrity fame", but let's not fall into that trap. McCain's the real celebrity elitist. McCain's the real media darling. McCain's the one who's actually out of touch with working-class Americans.

So let's not forget about the real facts on McCain. Let's spread the word on these real facts. Oh yes, and let's make sure Obama has enough resources to continue getting the truth out.

Why Does Paris Have a Better Energy Plan Than McBush?

Really??!!

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