And finally, 'cuz I just can't help myself:
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Showing posts with label snark. Show all posts
Monday, April 13, 2009
NOM Stupidity... Is FUNNY!
In case you missed the "National Organization for AGAINST Marriage (Equality)" ad, here it is... Just a million times better! :-)
And finally, 'cuz I just can't help myself:
And finally, 'cuz I just can't help myself:
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
"Bored, Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers Who Lie"
Yikes. Sarah Palin sticks her foot in her mouth again. Will she ever stop? Perhaps not, so she'll keep me laughing my @ss off. ;-)
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The Pride of Orange County
Oh, my! Everyone's talking about the first shot in what should be a fascinating 2010 Senate campaign in California! It's just too bad for Orange County's favorite radical right legislator that people are laughing at the video, not along with the video.
Charles Lemos is having a good laugh about the Chuck DeVore for Senate campaign at MyDD. Sometimes, I still can't believe my original hometown is known for producing so many batsh*t crazy politicians.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
"JtP": The New JLo? KFed? TI?
Is this snark? Will he start dating Paris Hilton? And will he soon be on "Dancing With the Stars"?
Serious questions. hehe ;-)
Serious questions. hehe ;-)
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
ABC Tries to Compete With Obama
No, really! Because ABC waited too long to answer the Obama campaign's request to buy the 8:00-8:30 PM time slot, they're now trying desperately to keep their viewers from switching to the Obama 30 minute ad on the other networks. Haha. So if I had to choose, what would I watch? "Pushing Daisies" or something that's never been done on TV before?
Sorry, ABC, but if I weren't on The Left Coast I'd have to choose "Barack TV". ;-)
Sorry, ABC, but if I weren't on The Left Coast I'd have to choose "Barack TV". ;-)
Thursday, October 23, 2008
McBush Pulling the Plug on Nevada to Dress Up Failin'?
Not yet... But they have cut back on their Nevada campaign. What shocks me the most is that they have yet to pay for & execute the live paid calls (you know, the "OSAMA OBAMA PALS AROUND WITH TERRORISTS!" bullshit) in Las Vegas that they ordered some two months ago.
So apparently, they can't afford to make the ugly attack calls in Vegas... But they can afford to buy $150,000 worth of ugly AND expensive clothes for Sarah Failin' at Saks, Neiman, Macy's, & Bloomingdales??!! Wow, talk about "fiscal conservatism" being thrown out the window!
But hey, if they'd rather play "Extreme Makeover" with Failin' than win Nevada, I'm happy with this. I'm sure Barack Obama awfully appreciates those extra 5 electoral votes. ;-)
So apparently, they can't afford to make the ugly attack calls in Vegas... But they can afford to buy $150,000 worth of ugly AND expensive clothes for Sarah Failin' at Saks, Neiman, Macy's, & Bloomingdales??!! Wow, talk about "fiscal conservatism" being thrown out the window!
But hey, if they'd rather play "Extreme Makeover" with Failin' than win Nevada, I'm happy with this. I'm sure Barack Obama awfully appreciates those extra 5 electoral votes. ;-)
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Another Republican Admits Defeat!
Haha. Another Republican jumps ship before the USS McBush-Failin' goes the way of the Titanic. This just gets funnier and funnier to watch. ;-)
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
At Least She'll Have a Job After the Election
Well, we need not worry about Sarah Palin's well being after the election. SNL Creator Lorne Michaels has the solution: Give Sarah Palin her own sitcom! Yeah, how about having her star in a spin-off of "30 Rock"? Or better yet, how about getting ABC to add her to the line-up of "Desperate Housewives"?
I think Sarah Palin will be a perfect fit for Wisteria Lane. :-D
I think Sarah Palin will be a perfect fit for Wisteria Lane. :-D
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Liar, Liar, Blackberry on Fire!
Is this for real? Seriously, is this for real?
"He did this," Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, holding up his BlackBerry. "Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce committee so you're looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that's what he did."
Uh-huh... And I'm a world-class runner because I own a really awesome pair of tennis shoes! Hey, that makes as much sense as John McCain claiming credit for a product created by the CANADIAN company Reseach in Motion! Wow, is there anything McCain WON'T lie about?!
"He did this," Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, holding up his BlackBerry. "Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce committee so you're looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that's what he did."
Uh-huh... And I'm a world-class runner because I own a really awesome pair of tennis shoes! Hey, that makes as much sense as John McCain claiming credit for a product created by the CANADIAN company Reseach in Motion! Wow, is there anything McCain WON'T lie about?!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Another Day, Another McCain-Palin Scandal
Yowzer! The fun just doesn't stop!
The campaign of Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., likes to herald the independence of its new running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.
Officials of the Alaskan Independence Party say that Palin was once so independent, she was once a member of their party, which, since the 1970s, has been pushing for a legal vote for Alaskans to decide whether or not residents of the 49th state can secede from the United States.
And while McCain's motto -- as seen in a new TV ad -- is "Country First," the AIP's motto is the exact opposite -- "Alaska First -- Alaska Always."
Yippee! So will McCain have to flip-flop again, this time on whether to let Alaska secede from The Union? ;-)
The campaign of Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., likes to herald the independence of its new running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.
Officials of the Alaskan Independence Party say that Palin was once so independent, she was once a member of their party, which, since the 1970s, has been pushing for a legal vote for Alaskans to decide whether or not residents of the 49th state can secede from the United States.
And while McCain's motto -- as seen in a new TV ad -- is "Country First," the AIP's motto is the exact opposite -- "Alaska First -- Alaska Always."
Yippee! So will McCain have to flip-flop again, this time on whether to let Alaska secede from The Union? ;-)
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Dear God,
Dear God,
I know that America is your favorite and that you have been angry with us. I know that you were smiting the United States of America for it's perversions, when those Ayrabs flew those planes into the twin towers, and I know you took your vengeance upon New Orleans and America with Katrina, because of the queers and feminists and liberals. And Dear God I know you sent us George Walker Bush to save us from those Godless terrorists, and that you told John McCain to choose a good woman like Mrs Palin for his VP. (BTW, I was getting a little worried about John, but now I feel so much better.)
I know all of my friends and I are really excited about the God Fearing Republican Party again and am so looking forward to the Republican Convention in Minnesota this week.
But God, you know I am not one to complain or anything, but I went to Denver a couple of weeks ago with a friend and asked you for something;
Now, I am not angry or anything, but did it have to be such a perfect day and evening?
Well, you know best. But God, I am getting really worried today. I see another great big hurricane is bearing down on the gulf again. And, well, they are saying it might hit New Orleans again. Now don't get me wrong, I couldn't give a kittens whiskers about THOSE people, but I am nervous about the timing.
Goodness gracious, they are even talking about delaying the party next week or turning it into some sort of community service event. Well, I am a republican for a reason, I only do charity for worthy folks. Now we have reservations, and do you actually think they will give us a refund at this point? What I really mean to say God, is that this kind of makes us look bad. Why bring up painful memories?
thisisSnark
Sorry this is pretty sick. It is inspired by an actual conversation I had with someone yesterday. She might not have been quite this bad, but damn close. These are the ones that are beyond help.
I know that America is your favorite and that you have been angry with us. I know that you were smiting the United States of America for it's perversions, when those Ayrabs flew those planes into the twin towers, and I know you took your vengeance upon New Orleans and America with Katrina, because of the queers and feminists and liberals. And Dear God I know you sent us George Walker Bush to save us from those Godless terrorists, and that you told John McCain to choose a good woman like Mrs Palin for his VP. (BTW, I was getting a little worried about John, but now I feel so much better.)
I know all of my friends and I are really excited about the God Fearing Republican Party again and am so looking forward to the Republican Convention in Minnesota this week.
But God, you know I am not one to complain or anything, but I went to Denver a couple of weeks ago with a friend and asked you for something;
Now, I am not angry or anything, but did it have to be such a perfect day and evening?
Well, you know best. But God, I am getting really worried today. I see another great big hurricane is bearing down on the gulf again. And, well, they are saying it might hit New Orleans again. Now don't get me wrong, I couldn't give a kittens whiskers about THOSE people, but I am nervous about the timing.
Goodness gracious, they are even talking about delaying the party next week or turning it into some sort of community service event. Well, I am a republican for a reason, I only do charity for worthy folks. Now we have reservations, and do you actually think they will give us a refund at this point? What I really mean to say God, is that this kind of makes us look bad. Why bring up painful memories?
thisisSnark
Sorry this is pretty sick. It is inspired by an actual conversation I had with someone yesterday. She might not have been quite this bad, but damn close. These are the ones that are beyond help.
Friday, August 8, 2008
I Am McTroll! See Me BS!
I am McTroll. I am right-wing Freeper progressive!You can't control me. This site is dedicated to MY free speech rights, dammit! I can say whatever I damn well please. The Democrat Party is all about free speech, so you can't silence me!
If I want to obsess over the John Edwards affair, I can do it. He's a cheater and a skank, just like the rest of the Democrat Party. Because I am part of Democrat Party, I can use my free speech to bash Edwards.
If I want to show the whole damn f***ing world that Hillary Clinton is a lying, cheating, conniving f**ing b***h c***, that is my right. The f***ing Democrat Party is the f***ing free speech party, so I don't want to be a part of your f***ing revolution if I can't rant all I want. I am your f***ing Democrat Party you s**tface fat f**ks, and I f***ing hate the bulls**t f***ing liar Clintons!
If I want to use this site to promote my theory that Barack Hussein Obama is a black liberation Christianist, secret Islamofascist, and undercover godless atheist who is out to do the dirty work of the Trilateral Commission and conquer the world, I can do it here. Isn't this a Democrat blog? Democrat Party is all about free speech, so I can just say no deal and tell you all party unity my ass.
Oh yes, and have you seen the new poll? McCain is up 1000%! McCain will win. The Democrat Party is doomed. McCain will win. I am Democrat Party, and I know McCain will win.
I am McTroll. I amRepublican, no Democrat! Even though I do nothing to help Democrats, I have free speech right. I demand your attention!!!11111!!!!! Look at me!!!11!!!!!111!! Now go rec this diary, biotchez!11111!!!!111!
And donate, donate, donate!
(Author's Note: This diary is obviously snark. You're supposed to laugh now. If you don't get the joke, then you've obviously been spending too much time engaging McTrolls in pointless flame wars. And yes, I've cross-posted this at MyDD because the trolls there are pissing me off.) ;-)
If I want to obsess over the John Edwards affair, I can do it. He's a cheater and a skank, just like the rest of the Democrat Party. Because I am part of Democrat Party, I can use my free speech to bash Edwards.
If I want to show the whole damn f***ing world that Hillary Clinton is a lying, cheating, conniving f**ing b***h c***, that is my right. The f***ing Democrat Party is the f***ing free speech party, so I don't want to be a part of your f***ing revolution if I can't rant all I want. I am your f***ing Democrat Party you s**tface fat f**ks, and I f***ing hate the bulls**t f***ing liar Clintons!
If I want to use this site to promote my theory that Barack Hussein Obama is a black liberation Christianist, secret Islamofascist, and undercover godless atheist who is out to do the dirty work of the Trilateral Commission and conquer the world, I can do it here. Isn't this a Democrat blog? Democrat Party is all about free speech, so I can just say no deal and tell you all party unity my ass.
Oh yes, and have you seen the new poll? McCain is up 1000%! McCain will win. The Democrat Party is doomed. McCain will win. I am Democrat Party, and I know McCain will win.
I am McTroll. I am
And donate, donate, donate!
(Author's Note: This diary is obviously snark. You're supposed to laugh now. If you don't get the joke, then you've obviously been spending too much time engaging McTrolls in pointless flame wars. And yes, I've cross-posted this at MyDD because the trolls there are pissing me off.) ;-)
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
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